We've probably all had that one job that made absolutely no sense to us and we're glad they fired us because it was a desolate hell hole. Then we wait for the day when the company goes out of business and do a little dance.

These people's firing stories are all their own little universes of insanity, where managers and customers act without reason or logic and the only people who suffer any consequences are the employees.

Even if you've been fortunate enough to never experience a petty manager, these stories are pretty funny and will provide you with at least 1.5x as many laughs as the joke you thought up in the shower.

And if you yourself are a manager, take a look in the mirror and check that you don't exhibit any of this nonsense behavior. If you do, stop it right now.

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